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Tadpole Raisin

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Thu May 1, 2025, 11:09 AM Yesterday

Someone started a post about love and #47. I had to reframe

the statement because those words were poison but just when I was ready to post my response the OP was deleted (it was the right thing to do).

But here is my response nonetheless.

“I have to change those 3 words because I just can’t say them. Instead this is what I decided:

I would love it if tRump drove his golf cart into a sand trap/pond and broke his jaw, requiring maxilla mandibular fixation so he would have to shut up. I’m not a sadist so I wouldn’t wish him pain so he would also be pain free.

But because he couldn’t speak he would receive a computer with a speech generating device that would allow him to speak to his followers but be preprogrammed to change the words so that any time he talked about his greatness it would substitute Biden or another democrat and whenever he wanted to insult someone his name would be substituted.

There. Fixed it.

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Someone started a post about love and #47. I had to reframe (Original Post) Tadpole Raisin Yesterday OP
;-{) Goonch Yesterday #1
You wouldn't wish him pain? 😹 Meowmee Yesterday #2
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