The very epitome of "self" dealing

So Donnie Dipshit slaps dumbass tariffs on aluminum, steel, foreign auto parts and autos.

He then announces that he is "backing-off" of these stupid tariffs.

He "claims victory" for his "tremendous deal-making".

It's like playing with yourself and touting your sexual prowess.

Look for the alphabet legacy "press" to describe this as a Donnie Dipshit "victory".

I swear! He could roll around, naked in front of the White House playing with his own poop, and the media would praise him for fertilizing the lawn.