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Orrex

(65,086 posts)
Sat Apr 26, 2025, 07:12 AM Apr 26

Is he dead yet?

Immolated after being sprinkled with holy water in his front row seat?

Accidentally pushed into Francis' open grave?

Taken out by any of several hundred world leaders with a legitimate grievance, and easy to spot in a tacky blue suit?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Apr 26 OP
Trump became enraged at being seated in the third row in St Peter's Square. surfered Apr 26 #1
Caught in a cat fight between fleaon & bessant? SheltieLover Apr 26 #2
Not yet, the devil North Shore Chicago Apr 26 #3
plus the devil still has use for him here on earth LymphocyteLover Apr 26 #11
Archangel Michael swooped down into Vatican Square C_U_L8R Apr 26 #4
Poisoned by Papal Pesto NewHendoLib Apr 26 #5
Accidentally thought to be Mussolini & given like treatment. SheltieLover Apr 26 #6
If only malaise Apr 26 #8
I can't think of a more deserving person, can you? SheltieLover Apr 26 #13
No malaise Apr 26 #7
Insisting he gets to fly Conjuay Apr 26 #9
Asking for a friend LetMyPeopleVote Apr 26 #10
Michael Myers. Chopped up like a stinky onion. twodogsbarking Apr 26 #12
Strokes out while trying to order a Big Mac and Diet Coke at an Italian McDonalds' Swede Apr 26 #14
Swiss Guard tripped and fell and accidently lanced Trump into a shish kebob. justhanginon Apr 26 #15
I don't want him dead. multigraincracker Apr 26 #16
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 26 #17
Not until he Gordcanuck Apr 26 #18
Haunted by his daydreams while sleeping through Pope Francis' funeral... hlthe2b Apr 26 #19
He fell out of a window from the 4th floor of the Basilica? 58Sunliner Apr 26 #20
No JustAnotherGen Apr 26 #21
Damn, just another day closer. republianmushroom Apr 26 #22
Not until he Gordcanuck Apr 26 #23
Arrested and disappeared by the Fashion Police Wicked Blue Apr 26 #24

surfered

(6,487 posts)
1. Trump became enraged at being seated in the third row in St Peter's Square.
Sat Apr 26, 2025, 07:20 AM
Apr 26

Thinking the funeral was inside the Basilica, he entered the church and, in what some are calling an Act of God, the roof caved in.

SheltieLover

(67,233 posts)
2. Caught in a cat fight between fleaon & bessant?
Sat Apr 26, 2025, 07:24 AM
Apr 26

Fatal complications from measles?

Ridiculed to death for appearing publicly with poor malaria double.

Hope springs eternal...

C_U_L8R

(47,230 posts)
4. Archangel Michael swooped down into Vatican Square
Sat Apr 26, 2025, 07:51 AM
Apr 26

And carried the irascible tangerine tumor far away, never to be seen again.
It's said he was dropped into a bottomless pit to fall for all eternity.
Making the world rejoice again.

SheltieLover

(67,233 posts)
6. Accidentally thought to be Mussolini & given like treatment.
Sat Apr 26, 2025, 08:00 AM
Apr 26

This resulted in an immediate boon to tourism as so many wanted to join the celebration.

I just couldn't resist.

SheltieLover

(67,233 posts)
13. I can't think of a more deserving person, can you?
Sat Apr 26, 2025, 08:32 AM
Apr 26

Well, Miller, Fleaon, pootin... equally as deserving.



malaise

(283,586 posts)
7. No
Sat Apr 26, 2025, 08:01 AM
Apr 26

but he was dead wrong if he thought that they wouldn’t throw words like “border walls and the treatment of migrants“ at him in St Peter’s Sq this morning.

multigraincracker

(35,553 posts)
16. I don't want him dead.
Sat Apr 26, 2025, 08:44 AM
Apr 26

I want him to live a long miserable life of being ignored and laughed at.
That would be his hell.

niyad

(123,526 posts)
17. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sat Apr 26, 2025, 08:52 AM
Apr 26

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream. I would love to be able to celebrate on my birthday this week. Come on Universe, an early birthday present, pretty please? with whipped cream and sprinkles?

Gordcanuck

(76 posts)
18. Not until he
Sat Apr 26, 2025, 09:40 AM
Apr 26

has deported all thev2-year olds he can round up. The child is a U.S. citizen.
Wake u;p,or your kid is next.
Attend the Trumpy rally next Tuesday in Macomb Michigan and see what you can do.

58Sunliner

(5,711 posts)
20. He fell out of a window from the 4th floor of the Basilica?
Sat Apr 26, 2025, 10:02 AM
Apr 26

I'm only surprised he isn't declaring himself the next pope. He will declare the voting fraudulent and that he was cheated, of course.

Gordcanuck

(76 posts)
23. Not until he
Sat Apr 26, 2025, 12:02 PM
Apr 26

has deported all thev2-year olds he can round up. The child is a U.S. citizen.
Wake u;p,or your kid is next.
Attend the Trumpy rally next Tuesday in Macomb Michigan and see what you can do.

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